“Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestal.” - Agnes Repplie
DESKTALK: For a time, I’ve kept a counter (thing) on the page. It’s not very important. I was just curious. Curious to see if anyone paid any attention to it; and curious to see how many.
I’m not curious anymore. So, it will disappear.
CABLES:
I have (guessing) maybe 50 different cables for connecting and charging various devices. But when it comes to finding and selecting the correct one…
Well.
Didja ever see the sit-com Sandford and Son? And when ol’ Fred goes to his drawer in the bureau to find a pair of reading glasses he scoops out 50 pair and begins testing each one to see which pair is the pair he needs?
That’s me when I need a cord for something.
I am of the opinion that the cords should match their respective devices – color-wise so they can be found.
And while I’m on the subject: I keep wondering why the charging connection, as well as all the other buttons, on most of these devices which are often black, are also black. How much added cost might there be in making them any color but the same one as the device you’re trying to connect?
I guess we live in a “wireless” world and I’m (as likely seems rather obvious) a real wired guy..
SERCHING FOR AMBITION

GETTING TO IT : One of the (many) things I’m going to try in the next week or so is installing an additional monitor to my computer. Aside from the novel factor (of just being able to do it), I think it might prove valuable while I’m working. It will access to two desktops at the same it and I should be able to move from one to the other very quickly. This would be especially practical when working with audio and video.
For many reasons this may be handy.
I also believe I’ll be moving my worksite / office back down stairs. It is my intention to renovate the bindery room (pictured) and use it. This will require some big adjustments – things I’ve knowingly refrained from doing to keep the room as authentic as I could. But weighing the pros and cons I think having the space to work as well as being able to store and keep files and some small artifacts available will make the change worthwhile.
Now all I have to do is work up the ambition to do it. It’s probably going to be easier than it sounds..
WE'RE STILL HAPPILY COLLECTING STORIES

TELL ME A STORY: Last year I came across a book called “Whatever Happened to the ‘Paper Rex’ Man? and other stories of Cleveland’s Near West Side”. It is a collection of vignettes (stories) written by various persons who live or lived on the West Side of Cleveland during the 20th century. It was published in 1993 and went through at least 2 printings.
But one thing for sure. People did and do remember those days.
Anyway I believe it would be a nice idea for the Vermilion History Museum to put together a similar tome – one that featured stories from our community.
In literary terms, a vignette is a short, descriptive passage that captures a moment in time. It can enhance a mood, develop a character, or describe a setting.
In the last few weeks I have received more great stories from Vermilion expats. (Thanks.)
They’ll be added to the wonderful stories I acquired last year – But I need more. It doesn’t have to be a novel. 500 to 1000 words would be great. And do not worry about spelling or grammar, etc. The stories would be edited. (Even I – who writes “stuff” every day – make mistakes.)
Just take one little thing about your life in Vermilion during the 20th century and write about it. Then give or send it to me with your name.
I would like, maybe, 50 stories (1 or 2 from each person). And when all is said and done I’ll publish those stories in a nice book. Any and all funds realized from any publication will be used to support the Vermilion History Museum (a 501c3 nonprofit organization).
Please don’t be shy. I really, really would like to hear your stories.
As an old Pepsi Cola truck driver once wisely told me, “I know what I know. You know what you know. But I won’t know what you know unless you tell me.”
Feel free to call me @440-967-4555 or email me @ rnt@twc.com – or just
stop at the museum.
YOU'RE (ALWAYS) INVITED

This is A VERY SPECIAL NOTE
NEW: I’ve added a “special section” to the “Past 20 Years” part of the page. You will find there nearly (but not all) every video and audio production I’ve published over the last few years. They’re not arranged as nicely as I want them to be. But they’re all there – and I’ll add to them as time passes.

A VERY RICH COMMENTARY


A Few More Pages
Part of the "Black Cat" Series

Ellen Roscoe talks about her husband's family...


THE FUTURIST (130) he rose / above / the years / a balloon / a creature / of hate. / & / those who watched / absolved / & / subsumed / him / until / he was / no more. = March 10, 2025
VERMILION HISTORY THEATRE: Due to all the distractions surrounding me lately I neglected to keep the link to the History Audio/ Video Theatre. So – click on the name above and visit.
Vermilion – My Imperfect Home:

Generally (and normally) I like to think of the yesteryear in Vermilion as being peaceful, idyllic – crime free. I prefer wearing rose colored glasses and view the proverbial glass as always being half-full, knowing full well that it’s not always so.
For instance, in the early spring of 1877 a young Vermilion kid (he was but 19) named Joshua Kalb murdered young Vermilion jeweler Elijah DeWitt (he was 25) during a botched robbery of his store on Main Street. Kalb was convicted of 2nd degree murder and given a life sentence. That sentence was reduced to just 18 years by Ohio Governor Joseph B. Foraker in 1889. Then in 1896 two Vermilion men – William Shipley and Morris “Jib” Snyder – were placed under arrest for the murder of a 20-year-old Elyria, Ohio man named William Champney. This pair of nincompoops had pushed Champney down a set of stairs while drunk and tried to get rid of the body by stuffing sand inside the pockets of his clothing and pushing him off the shore into Lake Erie. While the charges against Snyder were later dismissed Shipley was not as fortunate. He was convicted of manslaughter and received a 10-year vacation in the Ohio Pen.
Well, everything was hunky-dory then – at least until March of 1907 when two wannabe grifters giving their names as Dell Miller, of Cincinnati, and Thomas Smith of Cleveland checked into the Wagner Hotel [currently Dr. Suszko’s building behind the Main Street Soda Grill on Main Street].
Then on Friday morning, after leaving their grips at the hotel, they went to L. J. Decker’s horse livery [now the site of the Ritter Library] and hired a horse and buggy to ostensibly drive to nearby Ceylon on a matter of business. After failing to return, the men were traced, found in Sandusky and promptly jailed. It seems that the horse they had rented had dropped dead about four miles south of Sandusky, having been over driven; the men had then sold the buggy for $13 and pawned the harness for $3. It turned out that the pair had used fictitious names [Who’d have thunk it?]. One of them claimed to have a brother living at Long Beach, Ca., and thought that if he was contacted, he would pay the damages. The men had also forgotten to pay their hotel bill. In addition, the loss for the Decker Livery was about $275 (around $7000 today). Their rooms in the “ol crowbar hotel” for some time forward was paid in full and, therefore, guaranteed.
It should be known that some of these unseemly activities had at their root a common cause. That was namely “alcohol” – which given the blatant stupidity and ineptness of the actors speaks for itself. So, it should surprise few persons to learn that in 1912 people were clamoring for “law and order” to be firmly established in Vermilion. [Note: It might help matters to understand that the alcohol dispute between the “Wets” and the “Drys” had been becoming louder for some years prior.] Responding to this overt demand of the townsfolk for “Law and Order” local industrialist and head Vermilion cheerleader, F.W. Wakefield ran for the office of Village Mayor using it as his slogan. And he won.
To be candid, a slogan is just a slogan. It’s not that Vermilion was, or had become, a lawless town over the years. It was more a matter of public perception and administrative style. The previous Mayor, Squire H.R. Williams, was an attorney who was hardly inclined to ignore flagrant criminal behavior. But it appears that some may have thought him too easy going. Ergo, Mr. Wakefield took office.
One of the first notable things done by the new administration was to cite local summer resort owner, George H. Blanchat, with being the unlawful keeper of a place where liquor was sold on Sunday in ”Violation of the act of the Gen. Assembly of the State of Ohio”.
The following week apparently in answer to those who had been asking why others who dealt in selling liquid refreshments in the village proper on Sundays were not also “looked after”, warrants were served, and those persons were taken before Mayor Wakefield, All the arrests came as a surprise as apparently no one in town excepting the parties directly interested in securing evidence knew what was going on. And often a remark was heard that despite the change in administration there was little change in most things for which the change in administration was made. [Note: For some reason some were under the impression that having supported this Mayor they were immune from prosecution.] But Mayor Wakefield proved to be an equal opportunity administrator. And slogan or no slogan, true crime did not look the other way for anyone.
A few days later, in the early hours of the morning, Guy S. Davis heard a noise and looking out of his apartment window over his shop [pictured. It is currently the site of Friendship Park] saw lights flashing on the corner near the M. E. Church [currently the new parking lot on southeast corner of Liberty and Grand Streets]. Thinking something was wrong he went below into his store and called central to notify the Marshal. It took some time to arouse the operator and then things began to happen. I
The town Marshal M. Gross who had been at the Electric Depot then walked up the hill toward the corner opposite Unser and Seeley’s General Store (currently city offices). Hearing a whistle, he flashed his light that was answered by shots from a revolver. He replied by emptying his gun and then ran back to the electric station to telephone for help. Soon a number of men were out, but the robbers had fled. It turned out that the Post Office [currently part of the Soda Grill] had been ransacked and a quantity of stamps taken, the value of which at the time was estimated at probably $100.
Also, Louis Englebry’s clothing store [currently the Art Seen] had been entered and the strongbox of the safe taken out. This was found later at the Methodist Church it is supposed that the robber had started to run with it and not seeing a railing there had fallen over it, scattering its contents over the ground. Back at Unser & Seeley’s it was found that the robbers had been working on the safe, had knocked off the combination, one handle and were preparing to blow it when discovered. The shots fired by the Marshal, had gone through a plate glass window at the Unser-Seeley store. Another had entered a side window of Hart’s Drug Store [currently Lee’s Landing] and yet another had struck the door. No trace of the miscreants was ever found. But it was reported that a handcar was ready at the Nickel Plate where the Yegg’s (i.e. safecraker’s) had secured their tools.
A hundred or so years later I can still place my rose-tinted glasses on my nose and look around town knowing that while things weren’t perfect in the past and are hardly perfect today, there is really no other place I’d rather be. It’s home.
© RNT March 30, 2009
the history of erie county in ohio (Continued)

508ec….William Raynor, Dr. Renner, Squire Emmons, Captain Dean, Henry Penfield, H. Stoddard, William Mackey, H. McMillen, Captain Hicks, Captain Coulter, Squire Burt, O. Ruggles, the Roots, Hawleys, Lowrys, Roscoes*, Fays, Minards, Richards, Gibbs, Roberts, Schaeffers, Williams and Daleys. There are others whose names are equally prominent in the development of the town and township. Milan has furnished a goodly number of men whose active brains and untiring energy have made them famous in a greater or less degree. T. A. Edison, the celebrated electrician, must lead the list. This remarkable inventor was born in Milan in 1847; his sister, Mrs. H. Page, living at Page’s Corners, down the Huron River, remembers well when she carried him in her arms a sickly child. A beautiful and costly memorial to his mother, in the shape of a window in the Presbyterian Church, was erected by Mr. Edison, but was destroyed with the church in the fire of 1888. Zenus King, the famous inventor of the iron suspension bridge, which bears his name, was at one time a resident of Milan. J. W. Stoakes, the inventor of the Stoakes’s automatic shading pen, which produces a broad line of several different tints at a single stroke, and has attracted very wide attention, is an old Milan boy, recently returned to his native village, where he has established a factory and is doing an extensive and increasing business in making and shipping these pens.
Dr. P. A. Gordon, only son of Robert Gordon, was a surgeon in the United States army during the Rebellion, and has since had as large a practice as he could attend to in and around Milan. Recently the doctor, who was always
of an inventive turn of mind, has completed, among other things, a nut lock, of a very simple and durable nature, that is finding great favor among manufacturers as its merits become known.
Newspapers. —Among the earliest newspapers of Erie County was the Milan Free Press, which was conducted for some time by W. Jenkins, and the Tribune, established in 1848 by Clark Waggoner, who was afterward connected prominently with the Toledo Commercial. Other papers have flourished from time to time, notably the Milan Bugle, recently sold by its editor, S. D. Brady, to the Milan Advertiser which is at present edited by a prominent young attorney, W. B. Starbird, and has been published by Messrs. Pratt, Balsley, and Gibbs, in succession since 1868, when it was established by Mr. Pratt and others
Milan village, since its incorporation in 1833, has been presided over by the following named mayors: John Smith, Richard Burt, John Smith, S. F. Taylor, T. R. Hopkins, E. B. Atherton, Penfield, L. Galpin, A. Page, George Dimon, V. Fries, Darwin Fay, W. E. Lockwood, W. Stoakes, Dr. E. L. Perry, and the present incumbent, J. W. Stoakes.
Though Milan, as a town, has missed its possibilities of growth and development, it is still a lovely place of residence, and its people appreciate the…
*The Roscoes refer to my maternal family members, my g-g-grandparents – Levi and Eliza Roscoe.
HISTORY OF ERIE COUNTY OHIO – With Illustrations and Biographical Sketches of Some of Its Prominent Men and Pioneers – Edited by Lewis Cass Aldrich – Syracuse N.Y. – D. Mason & Co., Publishers – 1889